Kanye is a Douchebag



I am linking a story that Perez Hilton wrote about Kanye West. Where do I even start with this moronic assbag?

My FIRST issue is going to be, he has announced Kim Kardashian to be the Marilyn Monroe of our time.. Seriously, you mutton fuck? Let’s see.. Marilyn married Joe Dimaggio. Kim has entertained the equivalent at least of one NBA team and A Night at the Apollo in her vagina, and now settled for a has been, piece of shit, illiterate, Dennis Rodman of music rapper who is likely cornholing Miley Cyrus every chance he gets. Marilyn is a beautiful American icon. Kim is a nasty skanky, what? Armenian or some shit? who has an idiotic reality show. Marilyn was one of the most beautiful women of all time… Kim is about three Big Macs and squirting out another kid or two from being Honey Booboo’s mama in better clothes. The entire world falls at Marilyn’s feet fifty years after her death. The Hollywood walk of fame laughed in your face at Kim getting a star. Yea, that’s the same. The similarities are astounding. 




Next, he has made the stupidest comments about books that I have ever heard in my life. What the hell is he even talking about, with “some people be so wordy.” He admits he hates books.. so why publish one, dickhead? THIS person has a book deal…. His book is about, quoted from Perez Hilton:

“So, what can you expect to find in his book? Plenty of what he calls “Kanye-isms” which reveal his “optimistic philosophy” on life, such as “Life is 5% what happens and 95% how you react!” With another page that reads, “I hate the word hate!”

Adding, “My favorite one is ‘Get used to being used.’ I feel like to misuse, overuse or abuse someone is negative. To use is necessary and if you can’t be used, then you are useless.”

– See more at: http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-27-kanye-the-rapper-author#sthash.MCksfWWV.CBfzjQnK.dpuf


This is possibly one of the most idiotic dimwitted pieces of shit God ever ran a gut through. This person’s book with this moronic, regurgitation inducing drivel of a yard ape trying to sound like Buddah will make the New York Times best sellers list. Why? Why do people listen to and read what a person says who admits he is, probably illiterate. This makes me want to vomit up a taco salad and some Elmer’s glue that I ate in third grade. How the fuck does he think someone can be a novelist and not be wordy? Why would somebody pay money to read what he has to say when if you asked him if he knew who Beowulfe is he would guess a new breed of pitbull. This fucker probably thinks Oscar Wilde is some old jazz musician and Jane Austen is that lady who played Dr. Quinn. 


THIS is what he thinks writing a book is about…


West is now the recent co-author of Thank You And You’re Welcome. Though don’t expect a long read. The book features only 52 pages, some of them blank and others just have a few words on them. He reveals that “This is a collection of thought and theories.” Just when I thought Fifty Shades of Shit and Sons of Fagarchy was as low as the arts could sink. Fuck. These idiots named their kid North West. They probably are envisioning a future line of cheap chinese made shoes and purses called “North by North West.” I take that back… this fool wouldn’t even get that.

 THIS quote makes my ass want a dip of snuff…. “He says, “Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed.”

Seriously did this man just say self absorbed? He is worse than Paris Hilton on her period. He’s the biggest attention seeking, coat tail riding, media whore on God’s green earth. And talk about drama queen? He cries more than a t.v. evangelist who just got a ten thousand dollar pledge.



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