Waco Cop Baseball Cards.. Seriously.

Because doesn’t EVERYONE want Waco Cop Trading Cards?!

They won’t release the names of the cops? never fear! We must look no farther than the Dudley Dooright Studley Studmuffon portraiture found on, that’s right! WACO PD TRADING CARDS! Imagine the glee of little Texas boys as they trade to find that mysteriously hard to find Swanton card! Hi diddly Oh, boys and girls! He’s like the Lone Ranger without the mask… And the penis.. He MAY have a horse… He is a goat farmer after all. That fat red bulbous nose kinda hints that he doesn’t have sense enough to wear a hat, either. Let’s hope he doesn’t get a skin cancer that looks like Roseanne Barr’s hookah right between his eyes or anything.

So.. On with the show! I think We shall all have a WONDERFUL game of mix and match with these cards and all the posturing cop shots posted all over the Internet from Twin Peaks. Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out who was there.

According to the latest state records, Adam Beseda is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Beseda had a salary of $55,471, which is $4,907 less than the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and $13,996 greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475). Beseda was hired on 07/28/2008 by the city of Waco.

According to the latest state records, Adam Beseda is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Beseda had a salary of $55,471, which is $4,907 less than the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and $13,996 greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475).
Beseda was hired on 07/28/2008 by the city of Waco.

Adam ‘Apple Pie’ Beseda, Mr. all American, went to college on a baseball scholarship then wasted it to get a below average paying job for the Waco police department. Melissa Gail Jacobs of Troy became the bride of Adam Charles Beseda of Abbott in a double-ring ceremony Saturday, Dec. 20, 2003 in Tours. The bride is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Raymond D. Jacobs Jr. of Troy. She is the granddaughter of Mr. and Mrs. Raymond D. Jacobs Sr. and Mr. and Mrs. Robert H. Steele Jr. The bridegroom is the son of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Beseda of Abbott. He is the grandson of Mr. and Mrs. Randal Ballew Sr. and Christine Beseda. After a ridiculously, vapid, childishly stupid wedding trip to Disney World, the couple will reside in police tainted post coital bliss.

The bridegroom attended Lamar University on a baseball scholarship as a closing pitcher, while pursuing a degree in criminal justice. There is some sad irony in a baseball player winding up on a cop card that makes me think of Al Bundy..

According to the latest state records, Charles Herrin is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Herrin had a salary of $62,872, which is close to that of the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and 1.5 times greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475). Herrin was hired on 02/17/1997 by the city of Waco.

According to the latest state records, Charles Herrin is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Herrin had a salary of $62,872, which is close to that of the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and 1.5 times greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475).
Herrin was hired on 02/17/1997 by the city of Waco.

This overgrown Vanilla Ice look alike seems to be real proud of his.. Ahem.. Big gun. He is a Charlie Falco SWAT member in training, most known for his antics buying drugs undercover and then almost getting ran over by the drug dealer.

From an article in the Waco Tribune:

Two days after his arrest in September 2010 in Woodway on felony drug possession charges, Freeman was free on bail at an apartment complex in September 2010 selling drugs to undercover Waco police officer Charles Herrin, according to trial testimony.

When Herrin and other officers tried to arrest Freeman, he tried to flee in a car and swerved in an effort to run over Herrin, testimony revealed.

Freeman rammed the car Herrin was standing near, but Herrin was not seriously injured in the incident.
Officer Ice Ice Baby Gets Runned Over

According to the latest state records, Joseph Hooten is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Hooten had a salary of $55,471, which is $4,907 less than the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and $13,996 greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475). Hooten was hired on 07/28/2008 by the city of Waco.

According to the latest state records, Joseph Hooten is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Hooten had a salary of $55,471, which is $4,907 less than the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and $13,996 greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475).
Hooten was hired on 07/28/2008 by the city of Waco.

It’s so good to see Paul Schafer found work after Letterman retired! Just kidding… This hairless wonder is ACTUALLY officer Hooten! Hands off ladies, he’s already married to Lori.. You know, the one who lives on Condor Loop!

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A lot of people have talked about a mean black cop… Since this one makes $25,000 a year more than the average Waco government employee, I wonder if maybe he was just earning his expensive keep? He damn sure looks like he EATS like a rich man…

According to the latest state records, Desi Banks is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Banks had a salary of $60,378, which is close to that of the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and 1.5 times greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475). Banks was hired on 10/06/2003 by the city of Waco.

According to the latest state records, Desi Banks is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Banks had a salary of $60,378, which is close to that of the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and 1.5 times greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475).
Banks was hired on 10/06/2003 by the city of Waco.

I can’t help looking at this big ol Green Mile John Coffee looking motherfucker thinking he must watch Ice Tea or Ice Cube or whichever one of those Ice People it is this dude is trying to be an overstuffed version of.. I bet he sits on a dilapidated sofa watching that show, drinking Kool aid and pleasuring himself. We must keep in mind after all, he isn’t the HIGHEST paid cop in Waco with sexpot Swanton still ringing in at $77,000 that, combined with his wife’s salary over in the courthouse, adds up to over a hundred grand he sucks out of the community each year.

According to the latest state records, William Swanton is a Police Sergeant in the following department: POLICE. Swanton had a salary of $73,213, which is 1.2 times greater than the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and 1.8 times greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475). Swanton was hired on 10/30/1980 by the city of Waco.

According to the latest state records, William Swanton is a Police Sergeant in the following department: POLICE. Swanton had a salary of $73,213, which is 1.2 times greater than the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and 1.8 times greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475).
Swanton was hired on 10/30/1980 by the city of Waco.

Not bad, Ned Flanders, not bad. Especially when you throw in your daughter’s cop salary as well.

According to the latest state records, Jay Sunday is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Sunday had a salary of $60,378, which is close to that of the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and 1.5 times greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475). Sunday was hired on 09/19/2005 by the city of Waco.

According to the latest state records, Jay Sunday is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Sunday had a salary of $60,378, which is close to that of the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and 1.5 times greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475).
Sunday was hired on 09/19/2005 by the city of Waco.

Another top contender for well paid cops is Jay… Sunday, ma’am.. Not Friday, mind you…. SUNDAY. Two days later, who gives a shit about facts?
Jay is married to Kathleen and they reside on Peevey Lane.

Now THIS couple? They pull in a whopping $120,000 from the city of Waco…

According to the latest state records, Michael Bucher is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Bucher had a salary of $60,378, which is close to that of the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and 1.5 times greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475). Bucher was hired on 09/07/2004 by the city of Waco.

According to the latest state records, Michael Bucher is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Bucher had a salary of $60,378, which is close to that of the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and 1.5 times greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475).
Bucher was hired on 09/07/2004 by the city of Waco.

According to the latest state records, Maria Bucher is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Bucher had a salary of $60,378, which is close to that of the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and 1.5 times greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475). Bucher was hired on 09/19/2005 by the city of Waco.

According to the latest state records, Maria Bucher is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Bucher had a salary of $60,378, which is close to that of the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and 1.5 times greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475).
Bucher was hired on 09/19/2005 by the city of Waco.

We see here a case of love in the squad car, I suppose. Of course we ask ourselves what came first, the nookie or the badge? Since Maria Jasmin Colunga Gomez married littl Mikey in March of 2003, and they were hired in 2004 and 2005 respectively, one can assume the Texas taxpayers have perhaps not paid for the full courting burrito… Maybe just a taco or two on your dime, folks…. “He likes it! Hey, Mikey!

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According to the latest state records, Edward Williams is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Williams had a salary of $55,471, which is $4,907 less than the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and $13,996 greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475). Williams was hired on 07/28/2008 by the city of Waco.

According to the latest state records, Edward Williams is a Police Officer in the following department: POLICE. Williams had a salary of $55,471, which is $4,907 less than the average of all POLICE employees ($60,378) and $13,996 greater than the average Texas state employee ($41,475).
Williams was hired on 07/28/2008 by the city of Waco.

Another overpaid horse’s ass pouts his Gary Coleman lip on his baseball card…. At fifty five grand a year this piece of shit sits around running his ashy trap about ‘brotherhood’.. So, ya know, fuck this one in the neck as much as Swineton. He may be the mean cop too, by the way.

Officer Williams Talking Out His Ass
Wut you talkin’ ’bout, Wiliams?!
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Okay maybe it isn’t fair to call him Gary Coleman.. He could be a LITTLE taller than that… It’s just that, well, him being the Edward Williams who goes by Bubba in Waco is just too much serendipity for an old hack like me to hope for.

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To to be continued……

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22 Responses to “Waco Cop Baseball Cards.. Seriously.”

  1. D. Renee Micelli Says:

    The real stupid fucking twit is, of course, the cum dumpster cop who assumed to correct me on my own blog… See what I am doing here? Funny, huh? Bless your pea pickin’ little cowgirl heart, ‘cowgirlrenee15@yahoo.com for thinking I couldn’t get the email and IP address and even correct your comment from my main website. Hahahhahaaahahaa as I always say, cops are the people who were too fucking stupid to pass the written test at McDonalds… HAHAHAAAAAA I’ll be back with more info about our little cowgirl very soon! – The WB

    Stupid fucking twit. You are doing nothing but endangering the lives of the only people in the community who would choose to lay down their own lives to save yours. In spite of the fact that you are proving yourself unworthy of that action, my brothers and sisters in blue would still sacrifice themselves for you.

    • No they wouldn’t because.. Fuck them. I don’t want a damned thing from a cop.. Never have and never will. And how is this different than them releasing a list to the AP of all the bikers addresses, birthdays, spouses and their info, and pretty much anything else they could find… Cunt?

      • D. Renee Micelli Says:

        Are your eyes brown? I am sure you are because I am certain that you are full of shit. When your old man is beatin’ your ass you are glad to see the blue drag him off before he kills you. Of course you will run downtown, bail him out, suck him off a time or two and hope it doesn’t happen again. But it will and the whole routine will start all over again. As much as you will deny it, you know it is true.

        As Cops we see this every day, and in spite of the way you act toward us, we will be there for you. Same goes for my brothers and sisters at FD’s and EMS. Regardless of what the media leads you to believe, we are there for EVERYONE EVERYTIME. We do not always win the battles but we always try. We also carry every loss with us until we die.

      • D. Renee Micelli Says:

        I’m sorry. I forgot to answer your question at the end. (Cunt?) The answer is yes, I am pretty certain that you are a cunt too.

  2. Joe Green Says:

    You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?

  3. D.G.Hilton Says:

    I see Waco hasn’t lost it’s village idiot.

    • D. Renee Micelli Says:

      The one drawback that we still have here in Texas. We still have a large population of village idiots, and true to form everything is bigger in Texas.

  4. No, your just a skank on the back of a bike, that would know what to do, when confronted by someone who wants to do you harm or to take your stuff. You would probably pee yourself. Cops do the job each and every day, and do it right. The trading cards are directed at the kids of the community to try and steer them in a way of life other than the thug, society hating, everyone owes them something just because they exist, much like yourself.

    • No, motherfucker, I’m not a ‘skank on the back of’a goddamned thing. I’m the motherfucker that BUILT the thirty thousand dollar award winning fucking harley I have ridden in forty two fucking states, often on chemotherapy PUKING across the states, as a matter of fact, you lily livered pencil dicked waste of fucking hide. You bastards say anything you want but I have spent the last twenty years around all sorts of 1% coast to coast. I have never been treated as less than, hell a nun I guess. One man has pulled a gun on me in all that time. He was a black cop in Washington DC working security off duty at a big hotel, posturing for the extremely drunk black woman who had parked almost sideways. He made me go upstairs get my keys, come back and then held a gun on me and a flash light in my face and screaming profanities at me. To let a drunk person speed off onto the beltway. I have seen a hundred pound doe come out of a ditch and nail a man doing forty five cold sober and the cop couldn’t find anything on him to write a ticket for, so threatened him with ‘failure to maintain control of the vehicle.’ You HIGHLY underestimate me and a whole lot of other women, SIR. Fact is, the bandit ol ladies? They are like stepford wives mixed with Audrey helburns soul and an angels smile. They are clean and neat and wonderful moms and their make up and hair and everything is perfect. They adore their men and their men in their June cleaver worthy ironed jeans just adore them right back. Some of them Bandidos in jail were worthy MASONS. There is NO WAY they had a criminal record. See? The reason I say cops are fucking pricks is THIS. YOU know they broke every fucking amendment there is. YOU know the devastation they dunked on two hundred families and you know it’s all shady as fuck. I sat at a table with four cops other night cuz i happened to run into one I known a long time.. From our dogs being in dog shows together.. He’s the k9 cop in my tiny town. I told them guys, that i appreciate them for Not being assholes.. And I also said the way you judge a good cop is, if you take the badge off and he does the same thing.. Would it be honorable? Would it break moral code or laws? THAT is the test that nobody in Waco could pass.
      Apparently neither could you if you judge women so poorly at first sight and if you ain’t got the balls to say ‘those guys in waco are wrong.’ I admit my wrongs. Cops don’t. At least the ones like you. And by the way. I am married to a Vietnam, Saigon for a year, lifer vet. I am more than likely a better shot than you half drunk with a sore trigger finger. I am constantly surrounded by all sorts of bikers, usually various 1%ers and in fact I serve as a bouncer all over the country for a band and stand BETWEEN her and sometimes thousands of dunk bikers. I hold an assault and battery record for females in one county. What the fuck do you think YOU could do to protect me from anything exactly? I could probly make you shit teeth before you knew what happened, sissypunk… You yellow bellied tinhorn, I walk a 5k every year in stilettos just to prove I can because I have ten autoimmune diseases. For twelve fucking years my life has been chemo and pain. You do not have the mental or physical fortitude to be me even one goddamned day, you chauvinistic self righteous fucking worthless pig, because I get up every morning and have to fight off the meanest bitch in Arkansas.. I could eat a little twig like you and shit a 2×4 for lunch.. Go fuck yourself sideways up the ass with a rusty crowbar as you choke on a big ol bag of clap infested donkey dicks. HAHAHAHAAA thank you, fuck you, have a nice day… I hope you don’t murder anyone at work today, you pussified muttonfuck.

  5. jjsolari Says:

    regarding the comment from some dumbass fuck who said cops are the only people in the community who would lay down their lives to save yours. i think he is confusing police officers with american soldiers. police officers are the ones who ENDANGER american lives by arrest, imprisonment and the looting of private property. that is not laying down your life for your FUCKING community. that is called “being a fucking menace.” i never met a cop yet that laid down anything but the dinner plate when it was empty. i also never met one yet that had anything other than the mentality of a fucking sociopathic criminal. “i will lay down my life for you.” no you wont. you’ll fucking sit on your ass until ten trillion more cops show up and then you’ll just follow along behind whatever poor dumb bastard cop that gets ordered to go first.

    • As far as i can tell this moronic buffoon actually believes himself superior to me in some way… And expects me to bow down and thank him for his chivalrous service or some shit after calling me names… Funny, since all I seen Waco cops do regarding biker lives is either ruining everything they have worked for, or completely killing them grave yard hammer dead and taking them away from everyone else.
      Instead of yelling at me why dont you go talk to that OTHER lying fuck Swanky Swineface about the fact that Amy has now run across that picture of Charlie Falco WEARING a Cossack vest. I’m on your asses like a coon dog in heat now, fucker. It’s just a matter of time. Don’t you have a lunch date to give Swanton a hand job in the Ice Age pits while you both share a set of Beats to hear Obama’s voice because that always sends you both over the top? I just hope Swindleton’s gourmet goats don’t find out about this, Coy.

  6. jjsolari Says:

    dear tom g: use your last name instead of your last initial you fucking douche if youre gonna lecture someone on bravery. you fucking woman.

  7. jjsolari Says:

    fucking cops make more money than mathematicians at JPL. jesus fucking christ. what they fuck do they do that’s worth a fucking pension. why would you reward a fucking bulldozing home-invasion specialist with a salary and a pension??

    • I’m honestly sitting by the pool with Becca laughing my face off at how wrong mr. Criminal Mknds was about pretty mich everything. He musta learned that at the Steve Cook How to Be a dipshit class…

      And it’s funny how he assumes I am lying automatically instead of thinking ‘how I bet that ol vet would be a nice guy to talk to.. No he accuses a man who serves his country for forty years and retired twice a wife beating piece of shit. Niceeeee job Piggy. Yea they always have ..

  8. I support you Says:

    You go girl
    Only you speak the truth
    Unless someone does we loose

    Anyone who say otherwise lies
    Resist the lies
    Everyone knows the truth

    Anyone who says otherwise lies

    Communities must stand up
    Until we do they win
    Nobody speaks the truth but you
    Tell everyone

    You see what I did there? I spoke the truth – all you have to do is read down and see the words everyone needs to embrace and repeat!

    But some question you
    I don’t
    They don’t know the truth
    Change the world
    Help is on the way

    Who is with me ? Say it and read it.

  9. amyirenewhite Says:

    hey look, pigs… i’m back. please report me again.. .to me. HAHAHAAAAA

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